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creepyknickers:

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

YES.

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flagonstage:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

That woman would do so well on the PSAT

flagonstage:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

That woman would do so well on the PSAT

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ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

staaaaaahhhhhhpppp

Lmao!

mitchelldianna:

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

staaaaaahhhhhhpppp

Lmao!

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prussian-lullaby:

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deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

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viciouscunt:

weed-plnts:

supramitch:

The car enthusiast, who is a member of the U.S. Military, hated the car’s silver color. One evening, he let his wife doodle on a few scratches on the bumper, and when the sun came up and he saw her stunningly intricate and elegant drawings, they knew they had to forge on. While he worked on tuning the insides, she drew on the car.

After roughly 100 hours of work and several clear coats to protect the design, they had an impressively beautiful car that they had tuned up as a team! (x)

i swear i saw this like YEARS ago, why did it only resurface now ? 

woahhhhhh hope he never sells that car

This is adorable and awesome

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awwww-cute:

Just joined Reddit, someone told me you guys might like my dog - Say Hi to ‘Mud’

awwww-cute:

Just joined Reddit, someone told me you guys might like my dog - Say Hi to ‘Mud’

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pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

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rayk808:


Hawaii.

rayk808:

Hawaii.

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